Because I’m romantic?
Tina: You remind me of the sea.
Jack: Because I’m wild, unpredictable and romantic?
Tina: NO, because you make me sick.
Tina: You remind me of the sea.
Jack: Because I’m wild, unpredictable and romantic?
Tina: NO, because you make me sick.
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, Was I in here last night?
You certainly were, replies the bartender.
And did I spend a lot of money?
You spent over $250, replies the bartender.
Thank god for that, says the man, I thought I’d wasted it.
A woman walked into a savings & loan and said to the loan officer, I’d like to talk to you about a loan.
Great! the ecstatic loan officer replied, How much can you give us?
The phone rings at the FBI headquarters. Hello?
Hello, is this FBI?
Yes. What do you want?
I’m calling to report my neighbor Jim. He is hiding marijuana in his firewood.
This will be noted.
Next day, the FBI comes over to Jim’s house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept, break every piece of wood, find no marijuana, swear at Jim and leave.
The phone rings at Jim’s house. Hey, Jim! Did the FBI come?
Yeah!
Did they chop your firewood?
Yeah they did.
Okay, now it’s your turn to call. I need my garden plowed.
A old man was sitting in the front row at a town meeting, heckling the mayor as he delivered a long speech.
Finally the mayor could stand it no longer, so he pointed to the heckler and said, will that gentleman please stand up and tell the audience what he has ever done for the good of the city
Well Mr. Mayor, the man said in a firm voice. I voted against you in the last election.