A woman walks into a lawyers office and sits herself down, How much?

$150 for three questions.

That’s quite expensive. Are you any good?

The best there is. Now then, what’s your third question?

You know whats the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said

When did you first notice this problem?

What problem?

Difference between man and superman

Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser

Quiz. What’s the difference between oral & anal sex?

Ans. Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.