A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office.
Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck. The lawyer turns around. “What the hell do you think you’re doing?”
“I’m a chiropractor, and I’m just keeping in practice while I’m waiting in line.”
“Well, I’m a lawyer, but you don’t see me screwing the guy in front of me, do you?”
What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
Run like hell … she’s got a hand grenade in her mouth.
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking … and one blonde says to the other, “Which do you think is farther away … Florida or the moon?”
The other blonde turns and says “Helloooooo, can you see Florida …?”
What is the dumbest part on a man’s body?
The penis. It has a head with no brain, it hangs out with two nuts and it lives around the corner from an asshole!
