My girlfriend told me, I should be more Affectionate

So i got two Girlfriends.

Wat’s the diff between pulling a curtain and a panty?

ANS: When U pull a curtain, it means that the show is over. But pulling down a panty means IT’S SHOWTIME!

4 Reasons why dogs are better than women

Dogs obey when you shout at them

Dogs don’t shop

You can give away your dogs children

Any guy can get a good looking dog!

I’m at the police station.

The police caught me & filed a case against me “possession of good looks”

I’m doomed! i need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up!

How do you keep a blonde busy all day?

Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner…