There are 4 animal species a woman needs in her life

Jaguar in her garage

Mink in her closet

Tiger in her bed!

And of course a donkey to pay her bills!!

Why can’t a blonde dial 911?

Because She can’t find the eleven!

Girls are like phones

We like to be held and talked too

But if you press the wrong button

You’ll be disconnected!

The fluffy clouds may kiss the sky

The rose may kiss the butterfly

The morning dew may kiss the grass

But u my friend can kiss my ass!

REMEMBER: if u need a FUCK, u can always count on me bcoz F.U.C.K stands for FRIENDS U CAN KEEP. Fuck 4ever, & promise me that we FUCK till eternity!