$3.95 per minute
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment.
When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $3.95 per minute.
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment.
When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $3.95 per minute.
Son on his honeymoon phoned his mom asking what to do.
MOM: Put your biggest thing on her hairiest thing.
SON: got my nose in her armpit. Now what?
Q: What did one saggy tit say to the other saggy tit?
A: If we don’t get some support soon, people will think we’re nuts!!!
I read this article. It said the typical symptoms of stress are eating too much, smoking too much, impulse buying and driving too fast. Are they kidding? This is my idea of a perfect day!!!
SARAH: Do you remember when you proposed to me? I was so overwhelmed, I couldn’t speak for an hour..
JAMES: Yes Darling, that was the happiest hour of my life…