A Russian blonde keeps having the same weird dream, so she goes to her psychologist.
Psychologist: What is your dream about?
Blonde: I am being chased by a vampire
Psychologist: So, where are you in this dream?
Blonde: I am running in a hallway.
Psychologist: Then what happens?
Blonde: Well, that’s the weird thing. In every single dream, the same thing happens. I always come to a door, but I can’t open it. I keep pushing the door and pushing the door, but it won’t budge!
Psychologist: Does the door have any letters on it?
Blonde: Yes.
Psychologist: And what do these letter spell?
Blonde: PULL
Airplane passengers watch nervously as two men wearing pilots uniforms and dark glasses use canes to feel their way into the cockpit.
The plane starts barreling down the runway, and the passengers begin to get scared as the water at the end of the airstrip nears. With only a few yards left, everyone screams, but the plane lifts off just in time.
The passengers think it was all a joke, while in the cockpit, the pilots high-five.
You know, says one pilot to the other, one day they’re gonna scream too late, and we’re all gonna die.
Quiz: What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?
Ans: The 1984 Hide and Seek World Champion.
