Mouth & Vagina
Q: What does a Woman mouth and her vagina have in common?
A: Man want to stick his penis in both of them
Q: What does a Woman mouth and her vagina have in common?
A: Man want to stick his penis in both of them
Wise men never marry because if they marry they become otherwise
Three men were drinking at a bar a doctor, a lawyer and a biker.
As the doctor was drinking his white wine he said, For her birthday I’m going to buy my wife a fur coat and a diamond ring. This way if she doesn’t like the fur coat she will still love me because she got a diamond ring.
As the lawyer was drinking his martini he said, For my wife’s birthday I’m going to buy her a designer dress and a gold bracelet. This way if she doesn’t like the dress she will still love me because she got the gold bracelet.
As the biker was drinking his shots of whiskey he said, I’m going to buy my wife a T-shirt and a vibrator. This way if she doesn’t like the T-shirt she can go fuck herself!
A man goes into a pet store and buys 2 fish, He names them 1 and 2.
His friend asks him why did you call them 1 and 2?
He says, Well if 1 dies I’ve still got 2 left.