A man walks into a bar with a dog one day and he goes to the bartender and says, Do you serve lawyers here?
The bartender says, We certainly do
The man than says, Great I’ll have a bottle of beer and my dog here will take a lawyer.
Did you hear that Nixon, Hart and Kennedy were forming a law firm.
They’re calling it Trickem, Dickum and Dunkem!
A blonde was walking along, when she looked up to observe a crow flying overhead. Suddenly, the crow drops a load when it was directly over her.
The blonde says, Good thing I had my mouth open, or that would’ve hit me right in the face
