The silver haired lady confronted her doctor with a complaint of pains all over her body.

Be more precise, he said. So I can help you, try pointing to some of the places that hurt.

The silver-haired doll put her finger on her arm and said, Ouch! then her finger to her hip and said, Ouch! and then to her rib cage and said, Ouch! again.

The doctor stopped her and asked, Were you a blonde before your hair grayed?

Why yes! she said excitedly, But how did you know?

The Doc answered, Your finger’s broken.

One night, a man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a
drink. Then he asked for another. After a couple more drinks,
the bartender got worried.

What’s the matter? the bartender asked.

My wife and I got into a fight, explained the man, and she
vowed not to talk to me for 31 days

He took another drink, and said, And tonight is the last night.

A young girl went to see her doctor one day. She nervously asked, Doctor, please tell me. Can I get pregnant from anal intercourse?

The doctor immediately responded, My dear, where do you think lawyers come from?

A 54 year old mathematician left his wife a note that said, When you get this message, I’ll be at the Grand Hotel with my 18 year old secretary.

The wife faxed him at the hotel with the following message, When you get this your 54 year old wife will be at home with an 18 year old boy toy. Being a mathmetician you know that 18 will go into 54 a whole lot more than 54 will go into 18.

A woman & her best friend are shopping for a wedding gown. Surprised at her choice, the friend exclaims, you can’t be serious, how can you wear white?

The woman asks why not?

Well, said the friend, this is your third wedding and you’re not a virgin!

Oh, but I am replied the woman.

How can that be?

My 1st husband was a Gynecologist, and all he wanted to do was look at it. My 2nd husband was a psychiatrist and all he wanted to do was talk about it. But don’t worry. This time I’m marrying a lawyer & I know I’ll get screwed!