That wife of mine is a liar, said the angry husband to a sympathetic pal seated next to him at the bar.
How do you know? the friend asked.
She didn’t come home last night, and when I asked her where she’d been, she said that she had spent the night with her sister, Sarah. And I know that’s a lie because I spent the night with her sister, Sarah.
A lesbian goes to her doctor for her annual physical.
After the doctor completes the physical, she says, You can get dressed now. Your test results will be back in a few days. Stop by my office and I’ll review the exam I just gave you.
When the patient gets to the office, the doctor says, Well, you seem to be in perfect health. I couldn’t find a thing wrong in my exam. Furthermore, I’d like to compliment you on your excellent personal hygiene. I have hundreds of patients, and I can’t think of a one of them who keeps her genital area so clean and fresh.
The patient says, Well, there’s a perfectly good reason for that you see, I have a woman in at least three times a week.
