What is husband?
Daughter: Mom, what is husband?
Mom: When you will grow & will become a good girl you will get one.
Daughter: If I do not become good girl?
Mom: Then you will get many!!!
Daughter: Mom, what is husband?
Mom: When you will grow & will become a good girl you will get one.
Daughter: If I do not become good girl?
Mom: Then you will get many!!!
A third grader went home and told her mother she was in love with a classmate and was going to marry him.
That’s fine said her mother, Does he have a job?
The little girl replied, Oh, yes. He erases the black board in our class.
Two kids are talking to each other. First says, I’m really worried. My dad works twelve hours a day to give me a nice home and good food, My mom spends the whole day cleaning and cooking for me. I’m worried sick!
The other kid says, What have you got to worry about? Sounds to me like you’ve got it made!
The first kid says, What if they try to escape?
A politician once goes to see his family doctor & tells doctor, Please explain me my medical test report in my language. I can’t understand your medical terminologies.
Doctor replied, Listen carefully, As per your test report, Your blood pressure is rising up day by day like your scams, Your lungs are giving you false condolences to you & very soon in the near future your heart is going to resign.
At my granddaughter’s wedding, the DJ polled the guests to see who had been married longest.
It turned out to be me and my husband. The DJ asked us, What advice would you give to the newly married couple?
I said, The three most important words in a marriage are, You’re probably right.
Everyone then looked at my husband. He said, Yeah, she’s probably right.