A fellow went to the confessional in a Catholic church and told the father he would like to confess.
The father said, that’s what I’m here for my son.
So the fellow said, father I had intercourse 4 times last night, the father said that all right my son, your married aren’t you?
The fellow said, hell no, I am not even Catholic but I wanted to tell my experience somebody!
A lady that was wearing a tight skirt was waiting at the bus stop to get onto the bus.
A bus pulled up and the driver opened the door, she tried to step up onto the step but her skirt was too tight.
So she reached back to unzip and loosen it a little. she tried to step up onto the steps again.
But it was still to tight. She reached back and unzipped some more.
And she still couldn,t get up onto the bus.
So this man behind her reaches and grabs her by the butt.
He gives her a boost onto the bus.
She turns around and slaps him and saying What do you think you are doing.
Well the man says Well lady after you unzipped my pants for the second time I thought we was acquainted
One night a Congressman and his wife lay asleep in their bedroom the wife awoke thinking she had heard a noise. She woke him up and whispered Honey I think there is a thief in the house
Still somewhat groggy from sleep he replied In defense of my colleagues I do believe that there are more of them in the Senate.
There were 2 blondes, a Russian and an American blonde.
We went to space first said the Russian blonde.
Well we went to the moon first said the American blonde.
We are gonna be the first to go to the sun said the Russian.
How are you gonna do that? said the American.
We have it all planned out. We are going at night time!
Two lawyers are walking down the street, when a pretty girl walks by
Buddy, I’d like to screw her, says first lawyer.
I agree, says the other. But out of what?
