A car full of politicians was traveling down a country road when, all of a sudden, the car ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer’s field.
The old farmer, after seeing what happened, went over to investigate. He then proceeded to dig a hole and bury all the politicians.
A few days later the local sheriff came out, saw the crashed car, and asked the farmer where all the politicians had gone.
The old farmer said he had buried them. The sheriff then asked the old farmer, Were they all dead?
The old farmer replied, Well, some of them said they weren’t, but you know its hard to trust the politicians!
A man requested a blonde painter to paint him in the nude.
No the talented blonde artist said. I don’t do that sort of thing.
I’ll increase your fee three times, he said.
“No, no thanks!!”
I’ll give ten times as much as you normally get.
Okay, said the artist, But you have to let me at least wear my socks. I need somewhere to place my brushes.
