New Zealand Police have been unable to recommend a prosecution for the following scam
A company takes out a newspaper advertisement claiming to be able to supply imported hardcore pornographic videos. As their prices seem reasonable, people place orders and make payments via check.
After several weeks, the company writes back explaining that under the present law they are unable to supply the materials and do not wish to be prosecuted. So they return their customers’ money in the form of a company check.
However, due to the name of the company, only few people will present these checks to their banks.
The name of the company The Anal Sex and Fetish Perversion Company.
A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. After a few more he needs to go to the toilets. He doesn’t want anyone to steal his drink so he puts a sign on it saying, I spit in this beer, do not drink!
After a few minutes he returns and there is another sign next to his beer saying, So did I!
With the help of a fertility specialist, a 70 year old woman has a baby. All her relatives come to visit and meet the newest member of their family. When they ask to see the baby, the old woman says, Not yet.
A little later they ask to see the baby again. Again the mother says, Not yet.
Finally they say, When can we see the baby?
And the mother says, When the baby cries.
So they ask, Why do we have to wait until the baby cries?
The new mother says, I forgot where I put it.
A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can have whatever he wants, provided that his mother-in-law gets double.
The man thinks for a moment and then says, OK, give me a million dollars and beat me half to death.
