I heard on the news today morning that Bill Gates and his wife are expecting a baby in May. I’m betting the baby will be late just like the new Windows release

Why did the blonde get confused in the the bathroom?

She is not used to pulling her own pants down!

A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less money than his wife did.

What does a blonde say when she finds out she’s pregnant?

Are you sure it’s mine?

Quiz: What do you call one lawyer thrown off a bridge into a river?
Ans: Pollution.

Quiz: What do you call all the lawyers thrown off a bridge?
Ans: Solution