2009 February | Haha Joking! - Page 2
Bill Gates

I heard on the news today morning that Bill Gates and his wife are expecting a baby in May. I’m betting the baby will be late just like the new Windows release

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Blonde in Bathroom

Why did the blonde get confused in the the bathroom?

She is not used to pulling her own pants down!

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Credit Card Stolen

A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less money than his wife did.

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Pregnant Blonde

What does a blonde say when she finds out she’s pregnant?

Are you sure it’s mine?

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Pollution & Solution

Quiz: What do you call one lawyer thrown off a bridge into a river?
Ans: Pollution.

Quiz: What do you call all the lawyers thrown off a bridge?
Ans: Solution

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