I see your face when i am dreaming
That is why i wake up screaming
My feelings for you no words can tell
Exept for maybe, Go to hell
I love your smile, your face and your eyes,
Damn I’m good at telling lies!
A guy walks into post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing Love stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.
His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says, I’m sending out 500 Valentine cards signed, Guess who?
But why? asks the man.
I’m a divorce lawyer, the man replies.
