5 differences between a good beer and a woman:
1: A good beer never goes flat.
2: A good beer never commits when between your legs.
3: A good beer never complains when you’ve had better.
4: The hole you put you’re mouth on never gets bigger.
5: You never have to impress a good beer, it loves you no matter what.
A horny husband was helping his wife setup a new password on the Laptop and he typed MYPENIS wife fell over laughing when system said not long enough…
A prostitute says to her doctor I’ve been sick for two weeks
The doctor says I’m going to need a blood sample a urine sample and a shit sample she says ok and takes off her clothes and gives him her panties!!!
A chineese man goes to the doctor and says, me dont feel well
The doctor replys when i dont feel well i sleep with my wife
The next day the chineese man comes back and tells the doctor you have a very nice house
Q: What does a Woman mouth and her vagina have in common?
A: Man want to stick his penis in both of them
