Sex and salary
Sex is like ur salary
Your don’t disclose what u get but you always think that others get more than you
Sex is like ur salary
Your don’t disclose what u get but you always think that others get more than you
A wife finds out that her husband is cheating on her while stationed in Dubai. So she sends him a very special care package.
He is very excited to get a package from his wife back home. He finds that it contains a batch of home made cookies and a VHS tape of his favorite TV shows. He invites a couple of his buddies over and they’re all sitting around having a great time eating the cookies and watching TV.
In the middle of one of the shows, the tape cuts to a home video of his wife on her knees giving his best friend oral sex. After a few seconds, he does his business in her mouth and she turns and spits the load right into the mixing bowl of cookie dough. She then looks at the camera and says, By the way, I want a divorce.
A young girl went to see her doctor one day. She nervously asked, Doctor, please tell me. Can I get pregnant from anal intercourse?
The doctor immediately responded, My dear, where do you think lawyers come from?
A 54 year old mathematician left his wife a note that said, When you get this message, I’ll be at the Grand Hotel with my 18 year old secretary.
The wife faxed him at the hotel with the following message, When you get this your 54 year old wife will be at home with an 18 year old boy toy. Being a mathmetician you know that 18 will go into 54 a whole lot more than 54 will go into 18.
A woman & her best friend are shopping for a wedding gown. Surprised at her choice, the friend exclaims, you can’t be serious, how can you wear white?
The woman asks why not?
Well, said the friend, this is your third wedding and you’re not a virgin!
Oh, but I am replied the woman.
How can that be?
My 1st husband was a Gynecologist, and all he wanted to do was look at it. My 2nd husband was a psychiatrist and all he wanted to do was talk about it. But don’t worry. This time I’m marrying a lawyer & I know I’ll get screwed!