A woman goes to her doctor complaining that she is exhausted all the time

After the diagnostic tests showed nothing, the doctor gets around to asking her how often she has intercourse?

Every Tuesday, Wednesday, and Sunday, she says

The doctor advises her to cut out Sunday

I can’t, says the woman. That’s the only night I’m home with my husband

A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right breast hanging out.

A policeman approaches her and says, Mam, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?

She says, Why, officer?

Because your breast is hanging out.

She looks down and says, OH MY GOODNESS! I left the baby on the bus again!

Three Mothers, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were talking about their daughters.

The Brunette said, I was looking through my daughters things and I found cigarettes, I can’t believe my daughter smokes

The Redhead said, Ladies, I was looking through my daughters things and I found a bottle of liquor, I can’t believe my daughter drinks

The Blonde said, I was looking through my daughters things and I found a pack of condoms, I can’t believe my daughter has a penis!

At a news conference, a journalist said to the politician running for the presidency, Your secretary said publicly that you have a small penis. Would you please comment on this.

The truth is, replied the politician, that she has a big mouth.

One day, three friends went to this “Gentlemen’s Club.”

One of the friends wanted to impress the other two, so he pulls out a $50 bill. The dancer came over to them, and the one friend licked the $50 and put it on her butt.

Not to be outdone, the other friend pulls out a $100 bill. He calls the girl back over, licks the $100, and puts it on her other cheek.

Now the attention is focused on the third guy. He got out his wallet, thought for a minute… then got out his ATM card, swiped it down her crack, grabbed the 60 bucks, and headed for the door.