I am not hard yet!
Two eggs were boiling in a pan, one male and one female
The female egg says “Look, I have got a crack”
No good telling me replies the male egg “I am not hard yet”
Two eggs were boiling in a pan, one male and one female
The female egg says “Look, I have got a crack”
No good telling me replies the male egg “I am not hard yet”
Good: Your daughter has a serious relationship
Bad: The relationship is with a girl
Very bad: With your girl friend
A man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants.
Well he said, I have been seeing this girl for a while and she’s really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight’s “the” night. We’re having dinner with her parents, and then we’re going out. And I’ve got a feeling I’m gonna get lucky after that. Once she’s had me, she will want me all the time, so you’d better give me the 12 pack. The young man makes his purchase and leaves.
Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes. The girl leans over to him and says, “You never told me that you were such a religious person.”
The boy leans over to her and whispers, “You never told me that your father is a pharmacist.”
To surprise her husband, an executive’s wife stopped by his office. She found him with his secretary sitting in his lap.
Without hesitating, he dictated, …and in conclusion, gentlemen, shortage or no shortage, I cannot continue to operate this office with just one chair.