Three women were teeing off to the first hole of their golf game. The forth woman hit a terrific slice and it zoomed off to the next fairway and hit a guy. He clasped his hands to his crotch and fell down in pain.

The woman ran over to him and taking his hands and placing them to his side said, I’m a physical therapist and I can help you.

She then proceeded to open up his pants and began to massage his private parts therein. After a few minutes she said, There! Doesn’t that feel better?

The guy said, Yeah that does feel good. But my thumb still hurts like hell