A woman & her best friend are shopping for a wedding gown. Surprised at her choice, the friend exclaims, you can’t be serious, how can you wear white?
The woman asks why not?
Well, said the friend, this is your third wedding and you’re not a virgin!
Oh, but I am replied the woman.
How can that be?
My 1st husband was a Gynecologist, and all he wanted to do was look at it. My 2nd husband was a psychiatrist and all he wanted to do was talk about it. But don’t worry. This time I’m marrying a lawyer & I know I’ll get screwed!
