There was this blonde she went into walmart and ask a person if she could buy this T.V he said no because you are a blonde.

So she dyed her hair black and went and asked again he said because you are a blonde

She dyed her hair red and went back ask the same question and got the same answer, she yelled GOD DAMMIT why cant i buy this T.V i had to dye my hair 2 times.

His answered was that aint a T.V thats an microwave