Two blondes meet in Heaven, How did you die?, the first one asks. Oh! I died in a freezer, the second blonde replied.
So how did you die? The second blonde asks, Well, I suspected my husband was having an affair, so one day when I came home early from work, I looked all over the house, trying to look for the other woman because I saw that my husband was naked. When I coming upstairs from searching the basement, I slipped and broke my neck. I never got to find that woman, replied the first blonde.
The second blonde then says, If only you looked in the freezer, maybe we both might still have been alive!
