A man walked into office on Monday with two black eyes. His boss asked what happened?

The man said, I was sitting behind a big woman at church. When we stood up to sing hymns, I noticed that her dress was caught in her crack, so I pulled it out. She turned around and punched me square in the eye.

Where did you get the other shiner? the boss asked.

Well, the man said, I figured she didn’t want it out, so I pushed it back in.