A plane takes off from London Airport. After it reaches a cruising altitude, Captain James makes an announcement over the intercom.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to flight 367, he says. The weather ahead looks clear, so sit back, relax and OH MY GOD!

The intercom falls silent.

A minute later, Capt. James comes back on the intercom. I’m so sorry for scaring you all earlier, he says.

But while I was talking, an attendant spilled a boiling cup of coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!

‘That’s nothing, a passenger shouted. You should see the back of mine!