Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), FBI, and CIA all of them were trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals.

President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.

CIA goes in: They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

FBI goes in: After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.

LAPD goes in: They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling, Okay! Okay! I’m a rabbit! I’m a rabbit!