A boy went to a brain store to get some brain to pass an annual exam. He sees a sign remarking on the quality of professional brain offered at this particular brain store.

He begins to question the salesman about the cost of these brains.

How much does it cost for architect brain?

$10 an ounce.

How much does it cost for IT professional brain?

$15 an ounce.

How much for lawyer brain?

$500 an ounce.

Why is lawyer brain so much more?

Do you know how many lawyers we had to kill to get one ounce of brain?