Really drunk!
A man was really drunk in a bar. He decided it was time to go home or else his wife would be mad.
Every time he tried to walk however he always tripped and fell. When he finally got home he fell on the bed and he heard his wife was on the phone.
Yes he returned home right now. Yes I will inform him about this.
The wife put down the phone and went to her husband. She told him he was drunk again.
The husband asked how did she know.
She said the bar called and told her he forgot his wheelchair in the bar again.