Haha Joking! http://www.hahajoking.com funny jokes to make you haha Tue, 17 Feb 2009 02:44:32 +0000 en hourly 1 Responsible http://www.hahajoking.com/short-jokes/responsible/ http://www.hahajoking.com/short-jokes/responsible/#comments Tue, 17 Feb 2009 02:44:32 +0000 joker http://www.hahajoking.com/?p=1576 Employer: In this job we need someone who is responsible.

Applicant: I’m the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.

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82% of the people in 49 states said: Oh, shit!

In Texas 97% said: Hold my beer. Watch this!

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The banker said, Yes he certainly was trusted. And he will be tried as soon as we catch him.

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Everybody, but one girl laughed uproariously.

What’s the matter? grumbled the boss. Haven’t you got a sense of humor?

I don’t have to laugh, she replied. I’m leaving Friday.

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She looks the man up and down and says, I’ve got news for you. You’re going straight to hell!

The man jumps up out of his seat and shouts, Man, I’m on the wrong bus!

]]> http://www.hahajoking.com/clean-jokes/wrong-bus/feed/ 0 Bill Gates http://www.hahajoking.com/short-jokes/bill-gates/ http://www.hahajoking.com/short-jokes/bill-gates/#comments Mon, 16 Feb 2009 02:50:30 +0000 joker http://www.hahajoking.com/?p=1555 I heard on the news today morning that Bill Gates and his wife are expecting a baby in May. I’m betting the baby will be late just like the new Windows release

]]> http://www.hahajoking.com/short-jokes/bill-gates/feed/ 0 Blonde in Bathroom http://www.hahajoking.com/short-jokes/blonde-bathroom/ http://www.hahajoking.com/short-jokes/blonde-bathroom/#comments Mon, 16 Feb 2009 02:50:30 +0000 joker http://www.hahajoking.com/?p=1553 Why did the blonde get confused in the the bathroom?

She is not used to pulling her own pants down!

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Are you sure it’s mine?

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Ans: Pollution.

Quiz: What do you call all the lawyers thrown off a bridge?
Ans: Solution

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