Man meets a genie
A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can have whatever he wants, provided that his mother-in-law gets double.
The man thinks for a moment and then says, OK, give me a million dollars and beat me half to death.
A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can have whatever he wants, provided that his mother-in-law gets double.
The man thinks for a moment and then says, OK, give me a million dollars and beat me half to death.
There are two blondes and a redhead on an island. One of the blondes finds a bottle and a genie pops out. The genie says he will grant them one wish each
The first blonde says, I need to get off this island, I wish for a rowboat. With a flash, a rowboat appears and she rushes out into the ocean.
The second blonde says, I need to get off this island, I need jet ski. With a flash, a jet ski appears and she rushes out into the ocean, soon overtaking the first blonde.
The genie looks enquiringly toward the redhead, who with raised eyebrows, smiles and says, Just give me a million dollars, I’ll take the bridge.