Did you hear that Nixon, Hart and Kennedy were forming a law firm.

They’re calling it Trickem, Dickum and Dunkem!

A pick pocket was pronounced guilty and sentenced to 8 months jail term with an option of $500 fine by the judge. His defense lawyer knowing that his client could not pay the fine, pleaded with the judge asking Your honor, my client can only afford $150, but if you allow him a few minutes in the crowd

A young girl went to see her doctor one day. She nervously asked, Doctor, please tell me. Can I get pregnant from anal intercourse?

The doctor immediately responded, My dear, where do you think lawyers come from?

What do you call 1000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?

A good start!

Q: Why are there only few Irish lawyers?

A: The majority of them can’t pass the bar!