Teacher Debbie Moon’s first graders were discussing a picture of a family.
One little boy in the picture had a different color hair than the other family members. One child suggested that he was adopted and a little girl named Jocelynn Jay said, I know all about adoptions because I was adopted.
What does it mean to be adopted? asked another child.
It means, said Jocelynn, that you grew in your mommy’s heart instead of her tummy.
Q: A smart blonde, a talking donkey, a jumping elephant, and a flying dog are each sitting in a corner of a room, with a pot of gold in the middle, which one gets to the gold first?
A: None, because none of them exist.
A man goes into a pet store and buys 2 fish, He names them 1 and 2.
His friend asks him why did you call them 1 and 2?
He says, Well if 1 dies I’ve still got 2 left.
Teacher: why are you always late for school?
Tomy: because you always ring the bell before I get here!
Teacher: Class, we will have only half days school this morning.
Class: Yahoo!
Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon
