Headache
Teacher: I’d like you to be very quiet today, girls. I’ve got a dreadful headache.
Jane: Please, Miss ! why don’t you do what mum does when she has a headache?
Teacher: What’s that?
Jane: She sends us out to play!
Teacher: I’d like you to be very quiet today, girls. I’ve got a dreadful headache.
Jane: Please, Miss ! why don’t you do what mum does when she has a headache?
Teacher: What’s that?
Jane: She sends us out to play!
A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, ”If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I’d be a little bull.” The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, ”If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.”
The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, ”What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!”
The kid smiles and says, ”I would be a bus driver!”
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.