What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell … she’s got a hand grenade in her mouth.

Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking … and one blonde says to the other, “Which do you think is farther away … Florida or the moon?”

The other blonde turns and says “Helloooooo, can you see Florida …?”

What is the dumbest part on a man’s body?

The penis. It has a head with no brain, it hangs out with two nuts and it lives around the corner from an asshole!

My girlfriend told me, I should be more Affectionate

So i got two Girlfriends.

Wat’s the diff between pulling a curtain and a panty?

ANS: When U pull a curtain, it means that the show is over. But pulling down a panty means IT’S SHOWTIME!