4 Reasons why dogs are better than women

Dogs obey when you shout at them

Dogs don’t shop

You can give away your dogs children

Any guy can get a good looking dog!

I’m at the police station.

The police caught me & filed a case against me “possession of good looks”

I’m doomed! i need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up!

How do you keep a blonde busy all day?

Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner…

There are 4 animal species a woman needs in her life

Jaguar in her garage

Mink in her closet

Tiger in her bed!

And of course a donkey to pay her bills!!

Why can’t a blonde dial 911?

Because She can’t find the eleven!