Girls are like phones

We like to be held and talked too

But if you press the wrong button

You’ll be disconnected!

The fluffy clouds may kiss the sky

The rose may kiss the butterfly

The morning dew may kiss the grass

But u my friend can kiss my ass!

REMEMBER: if u need a FUCK, u can always count on me bcoz F.U.C.K stands for FRIENDS U CAN KEEP. Fuck 4ever, & promise me that we FUCK till eternity!

I really, deeply wish tat u r here wid me in my room, on my bed & lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my.. new watch tat glow in the dark

Q: Why do blondes have square boobs?

A: Because they forgot to take the tissues out of the box.