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X-rayed

A man limped into a hospital to have his foot X-rayed, and was asked to wait for the results.

Some time later an orderly appeared and handed the man a large pill.

Just then a mother with a small child in need of immediate attention entered. After the orderly disappeared with the new patient, the man hobbled over to get a glass of water, swallow the pill, and sat down to wait. Some time later the orderly reappeared carrying a bucket of water.

Okay, he said, Let’s drop the pill in this bucket and soak your foot for a while.

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Making him puke

A cop stops his patrol car when he sees a couple sitting on the curb. The guy is laying on his side with his pants pulled down, the girl has her finger in his ass hole, and she’s reaming away with a vengeance.

The cop says, What the hell is going on here?

The girl says, This is my date. When I told him I wouldn’t spend the night with him, he started pouring down the booze. Now, he’s too drunk to drive me home, so I’m trying to sober him up by making him puke.

The cop says, That’s not gonna make him puke.

She says, Yeah? Wait till I put this finger in his mouth.

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Good doctors!

A fellow was asked if there were any good doctors is his home town. Good doctors!, he exclaimed. We have the best doctors in the world. Dr. George is one good doctor; he’s great; he saved my life.

You don’t say! How was that?

I was very sick and called Dr. James. He gave me some medicine and I got very, very ill. I then called Dr. Martin, He gave me more medicine. I got worse, I thought I was going to die.

Then I called Dr. George. He had no time to come. He saved my life.

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Feel like a real woman

A man walks into a bar.

There’s a beautiful lady sitting at the bar, and they sit and have a drink together. She leans over and says, I need you to make me feel like a real woman.

So the guy takes off his black jacket and says, I need this ironed.

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Appointment

John called his doctor’s office for an appointment.

I’m sorry, said the receptionist, We can’t fit you in for at least two weeks.

But I could be dead by then!

No problem. If your wife lets us know, we’ll cancel the appointment.

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