Responsible
Employer: In this job we need someone who is responsible.
Applicant: I’m the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.
Employer: In this job we need someone who is responsible.
Applicant: I’m the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.
Why did the blonde get confused in the the bathroom?
She is not used to pulling her own pants down!
I heard on the news today morning that Bill Gates and his wife are expecting a baby in May. I’m betting the baby will be late just like the new Windows release
A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less money than his wife did.
I see your face when i am dreaming
That is why i wake up screaming
My feelings for you no words can tell
Exept for maybe, Go to hell
I love your smile, your face and your eyes,
Damn I’m good at telling lies!