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Responsible

joker — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 02:44:32 +0000

Employer: In this job we need someone who is responsible.

Applicant: I’m the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.

Blonde in Bathroom

joker — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 02:50:30 +0000

Why did the blonde get confused in the the bathroom?

She is not used to pulling her own pants down!

Bill Gates

joker — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 02:50:30 +0000

I heard on the news today morning that Bill Gates and his wife are expecting a baby in May. I’m betting the baby will be late just like the new Windows release

Credit Card Stolen

joker — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 02:50:29 +0000

A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less money than his wife did.

Valentine Poem

joker — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 23:29:40 +0000

I see your face when i am dreaming
That is why i wake up screaming

My feelings for you no words can tell
Exept for maybe, Go to hell

I love your smile, your face and your eyes,
Damn I’m good at telling lies!

Dick & Brain!

joker — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 04:02:07 +0000

Did you hear about the man that was born with both sexes?

He had a dick and a brain!

Blonde, Brunette & Santa Clause

joker — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 03:21:26 +0000

A smart blonde, a brunette and Santa Clause stand on top of a bridge and jump off. Which hits the ground first??

Probably brunette because the other two dont exist.

What is husband?

joker — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 03:50:38 +0000

Daughter: Mom, what is husband?

Mom: When you will grow & will become a good girl you will get one.

Daughter: If I do not become good girl?

Mom: Then you will get many!!!

Mother-in-law Birthday

joker — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 22:47:04 +0000

A husband and wife were shopping when the wife said, Darling, its my mother’s birthday tomorrow. What shall we buy for her? She would like something electric.

The husband replied, How about a chair?

Man & Woman Mathematics

joker — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 22:47:04 +0000

Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance

Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy

Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Affair

Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Marriage