Man and Superman!
Difference between man and superman
Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser
Difference between man and superman
Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser
Doctor: You need new glasses
Patient: How do you know?, I haven’t told you whats wrong with me yet
Doctor: I could tell as soon as you walked in through the window!
Doctor, please hurry. My daughter swallowed a razor-blade.
Don’t worry, I’m coming immediately. Have you done anything yet?
Yea, I shaved with the electric razor.
A woman was telling her friend, It is I who made my husband a millionaire.
And what was he before you married him? asked the friend.
The woman replied, A billionaire.
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all!