A new bride was a bit embarrassed to be known as a honeymooner. So when she and her husband pulled up to the hotel, she asked him if there was any way that they could make it appear that they had been married a long time. He responded, “Sure. You carry the suitcases!”
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline!
Did you hear that the Post Office just recalled their latest Stamps?
They had pictures of lawyers on them and people couldn’t figure out which side to spit on.
What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
Run like hell … she’s got a hand grenade in her mouth.
