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Dick & Brain!

Did you hear about the man that was born with both sexes?

He had a dick and a brain!

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Blonde, Brunette & Santa Clause

A smart blonde, a brunette and Santa Clause stand on top of a bridge and jump off. Which hits the ground first??

Probably brunette because the other two dont exist.

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What is husband?

Daughter: Mom, what is husband?

Mom: When you will grow & will become a good girl you will get one.

Daughter: If I do not become good girl?

Mom: Then you will get many!!!

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Mother-in-law Birthday

A husband and wife were shopping when the wife said, Darling, its my mother’s birthday tomorrow. What shall we buy for her? She would like something electric.

The husband replied, How about a chair?

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Man & Woman Mathematics

Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance

Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy

Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Affair

Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Marriage

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