A smart blonde, a brunette and Santa Clause stand on top of a bridge and jump off. Which hits the ground first??
Probably brunette because the other two dont exist.
Daughter: Mom, what is husband?
Mom: When you will grow & will become a good girl you will get one.
Daughter: If I do not become good girl?
Mom: Then you will get many!!!
A husband and wife were shopping when the wife said, Darling, its my mother’s birthday tomorrow. What shall we buy for her? She would like something electric.
The husband replied, How about a chair?
Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance
Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy
Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Affair
Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Marriage