One night a Congressman and his wife lay asleep in their bedroom the wife awoke thinking she had heard a noise. She woke him up and whispered Honey I think there is a thief in the house
Still somewhat groggy from sleep he replied In defense of my colleagues I do believe that there are more of them in the Senate.
Two lawyers are walking down the street, when a pretty girl walks by
Buddy, I’d like to screw her, says first lawyer.
I agree, says the other. But out of what?
Teacher: That should be enough homework to keep you busy.
Tony: Yea but i think that should be enough homework to keep the Chinese Army busy.
Quiz: Why do blondes look up and smile at lightning?
Ans: They think someone is taking their picture.
A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. After a few more he needs to go to the toilets. He doesn’t want anyone to steal his drink so he puts a sign on it saying, I spit in this beer, do not drink!
After a few minutes he returns and there is another sign next to his beer saying, So did I!
