A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can have whatever he wants, provided that his mother-in-law gets double.

The man thinks for a moment and then says, OK, give me a million dollars and beat me half to death.

APPLE: Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity

DOS: Defunct Operating System

IBM: I Blame Microsoft

WWW: World Wide Wait

Google machines are full! Google should buy another thousand machines if not, then I have some ideas like they should ask their employees to remember some of the data, or hire cheap labors in India, Pakistan or China to do so

A guy goes to the doctor and the doctor tells him i got bad news and i got worse news and the guy says what’s the bad news the doctor says you got 24 hours to live and then he asks what’s the worse news the doctor says i forgot to call you yesterday.

A guy went to a book store and asked the assistant where the Self Help section was.

She said that if she told him it would defeat the purpose of the exercise.