Marriage cerftificate.
Wife sits for four hours looking at her marriage certificate.
Husband asks what are u doing?
She replies I’m looking for the fucking expiry date!!!
Wife sits for four hours looking at her marriage certificate.
Husband asks what are u doing?
She replies I’m looking for the fucking expiry date!!!
The Irish have solved their own fuel problem.They have imported 100 million tonnes of sand from the Arabs and they are going to drill for their own oil.
A counselor talking to a diabetic you are very lucky to have this problem your house is saved now. No thief will enter your house in the night, as you keep going to toilet frequently.
We will no longer accept a doctor’s statement as proof of sickness.
If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.
Doctor, my wife just swallowed a whole bottle of Aspirin! What should I do?
Wake her up and give her a headache