Short Jokes - Page 6
Shocking!!!

It was so cold out the today that I saw a lawyer walking down the street with his hands in his own pockets.

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Law firm

Did you hear that Nixon, Hart and Kennedy were forming a law firm.

They’re calling it Trickem, Dickum and Dunkem!

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Blonde and a crow

A blonde was walking along, when she looked up to observe a crow flying overhead. Suddenly, the crow drops a load when it was directly over her.

The blonde says, Good thing I had my mouth open, or that would’ve hit me right in the face

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I missed you

What did Lee Harvey Oswald say to Jackie O. after her death?

Glad to se ya, I missed you.

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Senior citizens

It’s only fair that the government is now protecting senior citizens against catastrophic illness. Sometimes just realizing you’re a senior citizen is catastrophic enough.

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