Shocking!!!
It was so cold out the today that I saw a lawyer walking down the street with his hands in his own pockets.

It was so cold out the today that I saw a lawyer walking down the street with his hands in his own pockets.
Did you hear that Nixon, Hart and Kennedy were forming a law firm.
They’re calling it Trickem, Dickum and Dunkem!
A blonde was walking along, when she looked up to observe a crow flying overhead. Suddenly, the crow drops a load when it was directly over her.
The blonde says, Good thing I had my mouth open, or that would’ve hit me right in the face
What did Lee Harvey Oswald say to Jackie O. after her death?
Glad to se ya, I missed you.
It’s only fair that the government is now protecting senior citizens against catastrophic illness. Sometimes just realizing you’re a senior citizen is catastrophic enough.