How much loan?
A woman walked into a savings & loan and said to the loan officer, I’d like to talk to you about a loan.
Great! the ecstatic loan officer replied, How much can you give us?
A woman walked into a savings & loan and said to the loan officer, I’d like to talk to you about a loan.
Great! the ecstatic loan officer replied, How much can you give us?
Q: What is the difference between the Titanic and President Clinton?
A: With the Titanic we know how many people went down.
Do know what would have happened if it had been 3 wise Women instead of men, don’t you?
They would have asked for directions, arrived on time, helped deliver the baby, cleaned the stable, made a casserole, and brought disposable diapers as gifts!
A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed
Have you any last requests? asked the Chaplain
Yes, replied the murderer. Will you please hold my hand?
Michael: What kind of Christmas did you have?
Jim: Oh, the same as last year, half hour eating turkey, mince pies and Christmas pudding, followed by 2 days in bed recovering.