Why did Microsoft give the name Windows to its operating system?

If you had so many errors, you would throw it out the window too!

The future mother-in-law asks, Young man, can you support a family?

The surprised groom-to-be replies, Well, no. I was just planning to support your daughter. The rest of you will have to fend for yourselves

A man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman, Can I park here?

NO, says the cop

What about all these other cars?

They didn’t ask!

Men are like computers

Hard to figure out and never have enough memory!

Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said

When did you first notice this problem?

What problem?